Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Kena Tagged by Sifu =)

被点到名字的要在自己的博客里写下自己的答案,
然后去掉一个你最不喜欢的问题再加上一个你的问题,
仍然组成20个问题,
传给其他8个人,
列出其他8个需要回答问题的人的名字,
还要到这8个人的部落格裡留言通知对方——你被点名了,
被点名者不得拒绝回答问题,
完成游戏的人将会永远得到大家的祝福。


Tag:
--> Xiiao ba
--> Amii
--> Syaoron
--> Lix
--> Chuinny
--> Bee Ing
--> Ah Jo
--> Cheng Cheng

PS :: highlight了按 Ctrl + C =]

1.你最希望从朋友(不包括爱人)那里得到的是什麼?
--> FUN! =D

2.最近最郁闷的事?
--> Boredom at home.

3.最受不了自己的哪个缺点?
--> 155 cm!!!! xD

4.难过的时候会..?
--> Emo lur ==

5.说出点你名的人3个优点(不可删除题)。
--> Xiiao ba sifu. Pretty. Pretty. Still pretty. =D

6.以一个形容词形容点名的人的外表。
--> Sweet. =D

7.你现在最想做的是什麼?
--> Sleep zzzZZZzzzZZZ

9.你的梦想?
--> Plastic surgeon

10.现在最希望的事?
--> I wish to have more wishes. =D

11.十年以后,你想过什麼样的生活?你打算如何实现呢?
--> Happy. Be happy =D

12.接下来最想去旅行的国家或城市? 为什么?
--> Paris. I wanna accompany Mona Lisa at Le Louvre.

13. 你为什么要回答这些问题?
--> Give Xiiao ba face. =D

14. 怕不怕世界末日?
--> Not really. Who cares! xD

15.什麼时候觉得孤独?
--> No SMS. No MSN. T_T

16.最近一次掉眼泪是?
--> Don't remembah!

17.想对点你名的人说的话?
--> Tag me why don't tell me? xD

18.家人重要还是伴侣重要?
--> Both.

19.选择男/女朋友的条件?
--> Terms and condition not applied ==

20.在被tag之前,在做些什么?
--> Facebook

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Im BACK!!!!!

Yeah! Back from GY Camp.
Brought back some things just for you. ;)
Blessings from GOD. Feel it? YEAH~
Miss me? Miss me? Miss me?
I know you do! hah! =D
I miss you too
Still high-spirited. =D
Had a very good time at Rawang.
With Wengyan & 3 YSs [Yi Sheng, Yang Shen, Yang Siang] lol
Met cooooOOOOOL people -->
Juicy Joyce xD
Chaziz [Good leader]
Renee
Poh Leong
Diane
Calvin
Naomi
Esther jie jie
Bla bla bla

= 1st day =
We waited. and waited. and waited. For BUS C!!
After 1 hour ++ We bertolak!
Zlwin and Yisheng showing MAGIC in the bus.
And everybody's eyes were going to POP out.
When we reached the lobby, WengYan & I had our mouth opened WIDE.
Waaaaaa so many people.
Found my team. CIA, Im police leh! kaka
Say Hi! And.. SMILE~ =)
Got to know with so my fella teammates.
They were all so nice. So lenglui lengzai tim. xD
Lunch time I was always the last to finish my meal.
You know lah, those people were like hungry wolves hahahaha. 3YSs please don't get mad.
So I volunteered to take the dishes to the bucket. Rule at school. xD
How I know Zlwin offered me some colourful papers when I was going to claim my bible.
I was like "Apa ni??!"
"It's CURRENCY!"
"Apa tu currency??!!"
That was the first time I came to such things so please forgive my foolishness.
After I know what exactly it is, LIKE THIS ALSO CAN AR? nvm, 赚到!
Night time..
We sang and worship the LORD.
Pastor Daniel Ross came and shared his stories.
He stole things, he took drugs, he came out from jail.
But still, God gave him a chance.
God is AMAZING.

= 2nd day =
Woke up very early for devotions.
But many were late and absent, you know MALAYSIANS xD
After worship, we go to WORKSHOP!
We were divided to diff categories.
And I belong to the si kinna group lah kaka
Guess how amazing the BIBLE is, FRIENDS!
LONGEST chapter in the bible. Psalms 119
SHORTEST chapter in the bible. Psalms 117
And the MIDDLE of the bible. Psalms 118:8
And the TOTAL of chapters. 1188
Isn't it AWESOME?
That's why it's called the HOLY bible.
And Pastor Daniel said it's a LIVING book!
God is BRILLIANT!
"God created fresh VEGE, and Satan created THOUSAND ISLAND, and man get fatter."
"God created POTATOES, and Satan taught us to FRY IT. And man get fatter"
LOL LOL LOL
You know what BUSY stands for?
Being Under Satans' Yoke? Haha
OMG.
Then we were given SEX educations.
They showed us a video about a man who got 16 strikes on his butt for raping his sis.
Horrid.
O my Jesus.
Next we had GTG talk. Girl To Girl lah.
The leaders told us to be ZILIAN haha.
By telling ourselves "Im BEAUTIFUL" LOL
Very interesting workshop anyway. =D
After siesta, we had GAMES! YAY!
I joined CAPTAIN BALL. And my clan won! Whoooooooo
YS the 2nd [aka Jason] my bro. Was nagging to go home.
Argh, and my mom fetched him back.
That was the 2nd time he dismissed early during GY Camp!
You know how disappointed is his MORTAL.
Hahahahaha.
Played PING PONG with Weng Yan the pro tim.
How FUN.
Can get free currency tim. =D
Night time, I was very pek cek.
Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Dunno what I was waiting also!
Now I know I was waiting for God. God, I want somebody to pray for me!
Then lil 3rd YS, aka Yang Siang, brought me to the front.
And Pastor Daniel prayed for me. SYOK
GOD heard me and sent YS to gimme aid.
GOD is COOL!

= Day 3 =
No devotions!! YES! kakaka
After worship we went for GTG talk again..
Mama Teh and Sis Monic shared their love story
But Weng Yan and I were yawning behind. SORRY T~T
After lunch we had photoshoot!
But I had no mood to SMILE T_T
Then, I went for PING PONG, AGAIN!!!!!
This time so many PROs came.
Watched 'em play.
They were AWESOME, can join OLYMPIC tim!
I had 2 anak murid tim..
JOYCE and another one... forgot her name lah.
Cham lo! Forgive my poor memory ya. haha
And hor, 'cause that was the last night.
Pastor Daniel said, MIRACLE will happen!
And so........

To be continued.
Lazy to tell more. Beg me lah hahahaha

I heard Graham Chin got H1N1. Poor fella. o.O
Fella campers, do check your body temperature.
Watch out. Stay alert. And pray for Graham.
God bless him!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Tagged. [by Hwing]

You -
First Name : Felicia
Nickname : Feli. Lix. What else?
Name you wish you had : I like my current name. =)
What do people normally mistake your name for : Feilixia LOL
Birthday : Jan 16th
Birthplace : Klang
Time of Birth : I don't remembah!
Single or taken : Proud to say... Im SINGLE.
Zodiac sign : Capri

- Your Appearance -
How tall are you : 155cm
Wish you were taller : YES!
Eye colour : Black.
Eye colour you want : White xD
Natural Hair color : Asian black.
Current Hair color : Still black.
Short or long hair : Shoulder length.
Ever dye your hair a bizarre color : No but I want to. How about GREEEEN? xD
Last time you did something dramatic with your hair : Yes, straightened, cut it short bob, curtained by curly fringe xD wakaka
Glasses or contacts : Both.
Do you wear make-up : My face is not a drawing block duh~
Ever had hair extensions : No.
Paint your nails : When I was a kid lah. xD

- In the Opposite Gender - Wait, apa ni..??!
What color eyes : Black.
What color hair : Black.
Shy or Outgoing : Outgoing.
Looks or personality : Personality.
Sexy or Cute : Both.
Serious or Fun : FUN.
Older or Younger than you : Older.
A turn on : SMILE =)
A turn off : Not yet think of it.

- This or That -
Flowers or Chocolates : ROSES! xD
Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi Cola.. xD
Rap or Rock : ROCK.
Relationship or One-night stand : Relationship.
School or Work : School.
Love or Money : Love.
Movies or Music : Music.
Country or City : City.
Sunny or Rainy days : Both lah.
Friends or Family : FnF. DIGI always the smarter choice. xD

- Have You Ever -
Lied : Tell white lies lah. =D
Stole something : Stole something that was mine. xD
Smoked : Eee Tak Nak!
Hurt someone close to you : Yes.
Broke someone's heart : Yes.
Had your heart broken : Yes.
Wondered what was wrong with you : Yes.
Wish you were a prince / princess : No.
Liked someone who was taken : No.
Shaved your head : Someday. xD
Been in love : No.
Used chopsticks : Yes.
Sang in the mirror to yourself : You thought I sohigh meh??

- Favourites -
Flower : Fluffy dandelion.
Candy : Chewing gum.
Song : Depends on my MOOD.
Scent : Scents make me DIZZY.
Color : Is TRANSPARENT counted?
Movie : Haven't choose.
Singer : See who's on the weekly TOP 10 xD
Word : WORD. ==
Junk food : POPCORN! xD
Website : lixlixstories.blogspot.com :D
Location : Earth.
Animal : Hamstee [RIP] TT
Ever cried over someone : My tears always betray me de GRR
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself : Taller =D
Do you think you're attractive : This must ask ppl.
If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose : Guo wang de xin yi. xD
Do you play any sports : YES. I love ping ping pong pong. xD

- The Rules -
Link to your taggers and post these rules.
List eight random facts about yourself and tag eight people.

Okay, here goes my "eight random facts" :
1. Im positive.
2. I like SMILES. =)
3. Im GOOD. xD
4. I love MOMMY and DADDY =D
5. I love my dear dear FRIENDS.
6. I always build castles in the air.
7. Im NOOB. =D
8. I am CRAZEE. Send me to Tanjung Rambutan bah xD

- Tags -
1. Chuinny
2. Ah Jo
3. Lonely Traveller
4. Fish
5. Qiing
6. Eesun
7. Shaan
8. MYSELF lah

Monday, November 16, 2009

Flashback

= Exam time =
It was cool.
I was still the same, last minute.
Anyway, I still PASSED with STRAIGHT As.
Whooo! Thank God.

= Haircut =
Yeah, I cut my hair short.
All my friends felt sayang for my pretty long hair.
Yea, I missed my hair too.
I know I look funny with my new hairstyle but please don't laugh.
Very hurt de leh xD

= J2M Party =
Well, it's a farewell party actually.
Held especially for Jimmy and Who The Lin.
Other ppl leh.. Kehlehfeh nia~ haha
Jimmy retiring. Sob sob. Gonna miss him so much.
Makan. Play.
Camwhore. CRY.
So gamdong.
Anyway it's an unforgetable party.
So long, Jimmy. Good luck, De Lin.

= Dinner with Fam =
Yesterday daddy brought us to Damansara to have steak for dinner.
I ordered sizzling tenderloin.
The beef was giving me a "mouth exercise"
So hard to chew.

= To Shinny's House =
Went to Shinny's house this afternoon.
Did an experiment. Invented our own mocha smoothie. Taste good.
Played piano. Chit chat. Watched movies.
It was a great heap of fun.
Not until she collapsed in front of me.
Pengsan. OMG.
Shinny are you OK?
Take care ya, God bless you.

Looking forward to working this holiday.
Dad's hiring me.
30 dollars a day, well paid huh? kaka
Gonna buy a BIG present for mom this Christmas(her bday).
Top secret. Shhhh ;)

Monday, September 28, 2009

Lantern Party

Nowadays we have many birthday boys and girls in class.
Chun How(wu wei tu), Kha Man, Siew Keong...
We kept singing birthday songs in class, that's a great heap of fun.

Last Saturday we had a mooncake festival party in Botanic, organised by Cartoon and Cheng Cheng.
We gathered at the garden around 7.
Cartoon announced and the party began.
Everybody chiong to the food section to grab some pizzas and cakes.
The meal was good and everybody enjoyed.
We raised our cups in the air and "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamseng"

Next we played games.
The first game was "one gun, pom, ah, two guns, pom pom, ah ah..."
Some people couldn't catch up and was punished to finish up the left overs.
Even the sexy people who pronounced "aahhh" in a sexy way got punishment. Hwing Hwing lor... xD
Unfair, being sexy is not a crime hahahaha.

After that we were tortured by the cruel cruel game planners.
We were commanded to drink salt water and chlorophyll, how crueeel! xD
And then we played "ba guo lian jun"
We formed four teams, I in the Green team.
Everybody in a team held each other tight. And were instructed to protect the lucky one in the centre.
When the lucky one was caught, the team would lose.
The attackers were so wild and frenzy until the defenders were injured.
Violent. Very violent.
I ate so much toufu lah haha
I was once the lucky one and was able to "kuchi" those people who defend me. Wicked huh?
My guardians were mad and they attacked me by hitting me with their smelly butts. haha
Such fun.
My group was very tough but because of many victims injured, game over.

The following activity was walking around the park with lanterns.
I got a beautiful lantern from Cheng Cheng but was attracted by Rui Hao's bright orange lantern.
We exchanged lanterns.
Then I saw Gong Yao with a Spiderman lantern and requested another trade.
I was very happy with the Spiderman.
But Spiderman was getting weak and was going to die.
I was so sad. Kuan Kuan made my Spiderman revive from dead. Haha
We sang and sang all the way, dunno we kacau the residents of Botanic or not.

It was getting late and people went home one by one.
I was one of the survivors.
We took many pictures.
We had fun being models ourselves.
Posed in many funny poses.

My dad came and I had to say byebye to my friends.
This party was fun. =)
I want another one. hehe

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Where Got Ghost

Just now went to JJ with friends.
Johan, Cheng Cheng, Kuan Sai, Ong Sing, Ta Hsien, Siew Xuen Xuen, Jin Ching, Yah Yin, Jia Ying & bro, Chun How, Cartoon, Si Yin.. Big gang huh?
We walk around JJ, go makan from McD to KFC, from ice to sushi, must diet lur. Kaka
Then we played arcade games lur.
See pros throwing bkb into hoops and Whoah here Whoah there. Suapah.. zzz
Raced with Kuan Kuan and Sifu on bicycles, won once lost once. Very tiring.
Sit in kinna's merry go round. Shake the Doraemon and Hello Kitty. So wild man.
Fa1 xie4 by throwing balls. Violence. Passerbys wonder did we escape from 神经医院
On the way to cinema we stepped each other until Ong Sing's shoe patah. kaka Kolian
Asked him to buy $9.90 still got flower de sandal he didn't want.
He ended up buying a simple 20 dollar flip flop Zzz. Not wise lah! xD
When we entered the cinema the popcorn left half nia.
When the ghost appeared all grabbed each other and shouted AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
After the movie finished we swore we won't eat "sugar-free oranges"
The movie Where Got Ghost was extremely funny we can't help ourselves laughing
We had so much fun. I didn't want to go home.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Tag, you're it!

被点到必填,不填代表你不尊重传给你的人和问卷。
(1) 请老实的回答每一个问题。
(2) 不行擅自塗改題目。
(3) 写完请点10位小朋友,不可不点。
(4) 点完后请通知那10位小朋友他被点到了。

被点到的::
1. 小八
2. Amii
3. 杨贵妃
4. Shin Yuan
5. 女鬼
6. Winzie
7. Johanna
8. Hwing
9. Shinny
10. Cheng Cheng

1-[ 4号认识6号吗? ]:: Of course
02-[ 10号是男还是女? ]:: Female
03-[ 8号的兴趣是? ]:: Flirting with Johanna the 7th
04-[ 1号有没有兄弟姐妹? ]:: Definitely
05-[ 7号姓氏? ]:: Heng
06-[ 10号人缘好吗? ]:: Certainly
07-[ 4号有人追吗? ]:: Her admirers dai ba man
08-[ 承上2号呢? ]:: Surely
09-[ 6号喜欢的颜色是? ]:: Her fav colour changes everyday lah!
10-[ 3号和10号是朋友吗? ]:: Both pig species, friends for sure
11-[ 8号的生日是? ]:: 1021
12-[ 5号读哪呢? ]:: Hin Hua High
13-[ 你怎么认识10号的? ]:: Classmates
14-[ 你跟1号的生日差几个月? ]:: 0 months
15-[ 你和9号有出去玩过吗? ]:: Sure
16-[ 你喜欢和2号聊天吗? ]:: Emm sometimes =)
17-[ 你喜欢和3号在一起吗? ]:: Yes she's wacky.
18-[ 你觉得7号人怎么样? ]:: She's 不男不女
19-[ 你觉得9号人怎么样? ]:: A girl who loves party
20-[ 你爱5号吗? ]:: Why not? God said we have to love everybody =)

1. 是谁传給你这份问卷的:: 1) Hwing the Cutie 2) Yang Gui Fei aka Yang Zhu Tou
2. 你们认识多久呢:: 1) Long long ago. 2) 1.5 year
3. 你觉得他(她)对你來说很重要吗:: They're VIPs to me
4. 你与他(她)的关系是:: 1&2) Best pals
5. 你觉得他(她)的个性如何:: 1) 自恋 but sweet 2) Sampat but lenglui
6. 请问他(她)的兴趣是:: 1) Camwhore lur 2) Makan lah
7. 他(她)在你心目中是几分:: 1&2) 101%

海边游玩问題篇
問 :夏天去海边玩 看到比基尼辣妹会
答 :Sexy.

問 : 當你在更衣室沖水 门忽然被打开了你会
答 : OMG!!! Who the hell is that?!

問 : 海中忽然大浪來襲后 你发现比基尼小姐上身泳裝被沖掉了 你会
答 : Aiks, 走光lur, siasoi man.

問 : 去海边玩会使用咩交通工具
答 : Motorboat

問 : 你突然发现沒帶泳裝 泳衣你会買吗
答 : Buy pasar malam de lah

問 : 会用防晒乳吗
答 : Oh yes I'm so sensitive to sunshine. Anti UV

問 : 回去时 发现有其他遊客手机沒拿 你会觉得是哪牌子的
答 : Blackberry

問 : 海边对你來说是
答 : Sunshine. Bikinis. Sand castles.

問 : 看到镜子 会不由自主的向前吗
答 : If I spot a dirt on my face

問 : 经常用洗面乳吗
答 : Quite often

問 : 说到自恋会想到谁
答 : No doubt, Hwing

問 : 有人说该減肥了 你会
答 :No choc. No butter. Everything low fat

問 : 自恋 適合你吗
答 : In some ways yes


搞怪篇小规则
点你的十個亲朋好友
被点到的:
1. 小八
2. Amii
3. 杨贵妃
4. 心媛
5. 女鬼
6. Winzie
7. Johanna
8. Hwing
9. Shinny
10. Cheng Cheng

* 你常笑吗:: Almost all time until people think I'm kisiao
* 你喜欢去哪兒玩:: Home sweet home. Or parties.
* 去玩时喜欢一个人去吗:Not really.
* 如是假日时你都睡到几点:: See what time I sleep lah
* 今天的天气如何:: Cloudy
* 朋友和情人你会选择:: Both please.
* 机会和命运你会选择:: Chance.
* 你很自恋吗:: Yes. No. Maybe.
* 你有穿过耳洞:: Yes, but it's going to close.
* 你交过几个男(女)朋友:: 0 I love being single
* 你有呛过老师吗:: I'm a model student! Got it?

Monday, August 31, 2009

Legend of Johanna

At the critical moment like this,
You know I won't have the mood to study.
Model student needs rest. xD

I sms Johan and kacau her. See what this Jr Model Student is doing.
Everytime call her Johan, I feel like calling a malay boy.
So I changed a lil bit. Johanna, yea it sounds better.
Even Johan, I mean Johanna, she liked it too.
But still, she criticise my name man!
She said Johanna is at least better than Fei Li Xia, or Freesia the Flower. LOL
So I told her, Johan the malay boy + Hanna the girl = Johanna the 不男不女
Ha ha ha ha

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Merdeka!

Tomorrow school reopen.
1-week-holiday is too short for me.
Seems like the holiday just started yesterday, and tomorrow we have to get back to school.
Sob.

And I, possessed by a hardworking spirit, is currently rushing my homework loads.
PS actually blogging, yes you know it.
But I'm proud to say, I start doing my homework. myself. at home.
Felicia, Merdeka! xD

Celebrations fella Malaysians. Happy Merdeka's Day =) 米跌价!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Birthday Bash

-Johan's bday 0816-
Kolian lah Johan bday during exam.
We bought a cheese tart.
And "poke" 14 rocky(candles) on it.
And forced her to make a wish, and blow all the "candles".
LOL
Then she fed people with her ruined "bday cake"
Yucks. haha
Kuan Kuan and I took some photos leh.
But cannot be shown because they're 18sx. Ps ar.

-Bee Ing's bday 0819-
Bee Ing got a pau for her bday cake haha.
I "scammed" Kuan Kuan's "bling bling" to buy it.
I even "kept the change" haha
Kuan Kuan also sponsored 14 lollipops as candles.
Kuan Kuan pokkai liao lah xD
How lucky is Bee Ing.

Poor pork pork, nobody celebrates his bday with him.
But still, happy bday Pork Zai Lam. Best wishes. =)

Oh ya after exam we went to Kim Po's house to celebrate.
We almost intrude into her house when she was not around. (if only her gate is lower) haha
Her mom was sooooooo 热情, served us so much food.
Due to our sien-ness, we staggered around the padang nearby.
You know lah, people from Africa like Cheng Cheng is very fond of sunlight.
That time I was wearing her brother's Power Ranger flip flops. XS size man, I squeezed my feet into it. New fashion. =)
We discovered an old telefon awam.
And started making prank calls.
Below is the list of our victims,
慧诗 姐
Cheng Cheng's Brudder
Oeo
Shyue Chynn
Johan's mom
Teh Chi En
and many many more.
Luckily, all the calls failed. (otherwise sure kena diao)
"the number you have called is unavailable, please try again later"
Ha ha ha
Actually we planned what to talk leh,
We even tried to change our voice,
"wei, 那天你买bagua还没有给钱 bla bla bla"
Very naughty huh?
Back to kim po's house, we played so many rounds of Cho Dai Dee.
Laughed and laughed until the house almost collapse. Hehe

Yesterday we joined Cikgu Siva's Move Malaysia farewell party.
We met Choi the Korean, Josephine the HongKie and many many Japanese.
Bee Ing and Cheng Cheng wanted to approach them but they're paiseh. kaka
We had a great feast and played games with them.
"Takenoku Takenoku Nok Ki Ki"
It was fun. =)
Too bad Oeo, Johan & Hwing(as requested xD) were not with us. =(

I'm very worried of Fish jie, Oeo, Shyue Chynn and Opasa lah.
They are attacked by virus.
May God bless 'em.
H1N1.. 怕怕

Nowadays busy Facebook-ing.
No time for my cute bloggie. haha. xD

Friday, July 31, 2009

The "KIM" Game

Today Tan Bee Ing(危险人物 恐怖分子) KIM病发作
She brought her kinna game sticks(which I asked her to buy xD) to school
We played like kinnas. So chi kek leh.
After that we sien liao, then we wrote silly messages on post-it-notes and pasted on our friends.
We even pasted "Model Student of the Century" on ourselves. Self admiring LOL
The Phantom of the Farm(TH) and Ate Your Shit(YS) were grunting as they call themselves "nerd"
We kept giggling through Jimmy's lesson until Jimmy beh song.
He threatened us by saying he's gonna tell our form teacher. But who cares. LOL
After Martial Art lesson Tan Bee Ing went around to pull people's pants.
WalaoA she's totally a hamsapkia. ==
Until 放学 she was still playing this "Pulling Pants" game.
Everybody was holding their pants tight like noobs. (to prevent from Tan Bee Ing's sudden attack mah)
Kuan Kuan the master of KIM (Kim 到最高境界) took action.
He pulled Tan Bee Ing's pants, and took away Tan Bee Ing's shoe tim.
He hung the shoe on the balcony. I thought the shoe was gonna have 生命危险
Whoo! Kuan Kuan rocks! Kim中更有kim中手 一人还有一人kim
Pokkai lah Tan Bee Ing. xD
Actually I also joined the KIM games. Sometimes I hate myself for being so nasty.
But Tan Bee Ing 教坏的 leh. You can't put the blame on me! LOL
lalala~

Next we went to the computer lab to scan the 历年考题 (No choice it's my duty haih)
So troublesome LOL
Fortunately my friends yang bertimbang rasa came to help. 感动 TT

Our class very 口爱 leh. Still play WengYan's "叫爽" game
Ong Sing thought I would respond him just now.
Noob sia Ong Sing. C'mon babe this doesn't work on me anymore!
You think I'm that stupid meh?!

杨国斌 I dare you to call me 哭包 again, 我哭给你看! LOL

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Another Simple Story

I'm very noob in chess, and I play chess once a blue moon.
This morning I saw Yang Shen finding people to play chess with him.
See he so lonely and kolian I declared a battle with him lur.
You know lah, I was preparing to lose, I didn't mind.
I asked all the rules before the game started, so siasoi.
When the game is running I dunno what to play.
Just amgong amgong lur.
Yang Shen said I was "keh keh" WalaoA, in fact I'm really a noob. ==
Surprisingly I won the battle.
Thanks to Cartoon and Cheng Cheng these chess freak. They are very pro ler.
Ha ha ha Now I'm a pro too.. ==
It's fact don't call me chuan. xD
During the 2nd recess I played with Cheng Cheng,
People came to kepo and kacau until I became lost.
In fact Cheng Cheng kept 放水
So I ended the game lur. Sorry lur Cheng Cheng.

After English lesson, Yee Yung approached me.
I thought he was going to hit me, not again!
So I posed a "wu shu" style, defending myself.
He looked at me, like a starving puppy. Aww
No, don't gimme that look, Doggy.
Suddenly he barked "俐娴 帮我英文!"
I was like.. SWT =.=ll
Fine, I understand angmo is a nightmare to him.
Then I tried to make a trade with him, "那你帮我物理lur"
Hell yea Physic is my nightmare.
Cool, the trade was successful.
I just realised,
The exam is very "near" to us.
Bless my soul.

The Phantom of the Farm has been very evil.
That's why he received the punishment this morning haha.
He kena food poisoning leh. Kolian
His baju kena sai. TT
And his tummy ache (like the Grasshopper)
LOL
Poor thing.

During Physic lesson, Joy Ee had a crush on the new Cina teacher.
He is amazing, the way he speaks, the way he teaches, WOW pro!
Joy Ee the siasoi went to ask teacher how old is he.
Teacher straight away wrote his age "26" on the blackboard.
Ooh, 26, quite young. But too old for Joy Ee lah!!
xD

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A Simple Story

Kim Haan hor, everyday changes my nickname, sampat lah
Sometimes call me Fei Li Xia,
sometimes call Furniture,
sometimes call Freesia the Flower.
WalaoA LOL
这么美的名字,都给你们糟蹋到~
Pathetic ==

Like always, I kena bully by that 大只没用 O-E-O, AGAIN!
He sampat, likes to hit my head. 讨厌
He's tall. So what? I'm still a rockstar, I've got my rock moves..
Zzz

Today the best-selling authorS of J2M(CJ, Kim Haan, The Phantom of the Farm, YS known as Your Shit)continue their 38 story.
This time I joined them.
Wakao, that story was really.... KIM

If you guys are interested in our stories, don't worry
Ham Haan is gonna post them in either Blogger or Facebook a.s.a.p.
Kindly be patient
Our 38 series:
Cruel Love
A Tale of Kah Chun & Bah Kut Teh
The "shyt" Story
CJ Cullen & CJ Swan

Khai Wen wanted me to be her 小老婆. Zzz
She's got 3(JiaYing, YiQian, HamHaan) already lah! Playgirl. ==
I told her I'm unavailable, 心有所属 xD
She broken heart Ha ha ha
Btw I burned her 学生证 for her 阿公
Her 阿公 must be very touched and proud of his granddaughter la.
See how good am I.. LOL

放学 Ong Sing pakat with Kuan Kuan, bully TH leh
They raped each other, as what Kim Haan said.
I say hor, 本是同Kim族,相煎何太急

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Siasoi.. Practical Exam

Today I was absent.
Dunno how many people missed me LOL xD

I had piano practical exam this morning.
I woke up early in the morning to practise my scales.
Dunno I disturbed the neighbours or not.
Provided nobody came to bang my door xD

Headed to Crystal Crown (where the exam was held)
My teacher didn't even hew me leh, I think she was sure I would fail. Zzz
Guess what! She was wearing a yellow T with big, big "SEXY GIRL" at the back.
Does she really think that she's sexay? Duh ==

I went into the room.
The first thing I saw was the examiner's friendly smile.
This old examiner is not as lengzai as last year de examiner.
But he looks more 和蔼可亲 xD
I greeted him "Good morning" though it's already 11:58
But that was a good start for the exam. =)

Luckily I had 心理准备
So I was not nervous, just take everything easy.
I think it's because I don't study for school test everytime.
Another "FAILURE" is definitely not a big deal to me. xD
The examiner spoke so fast that I could hardly catch what he said.
I answered him "en" "ah" "oh" "har?" everytime. LOL he would think I'm 智障
My fingers flowed down the keyboard smoothly at first.
But my naughty fingers kept increasing the speed, kinda lost control. ==

After I finished my aural test, I "bye bye" to him and rushed out the door.
Phew, at last, the scary moment has ended.
The sky was so clear and bright, I felt so good.
lalala~

My scales, a lil bit better than sai, much better than what I had imagined
My sight reading, like sai, but not very "smelly" lah
My pieces, OK OK lur, at least not sai. xD
My aural, everything went so well but the last question ARGH 害死我!

Anyway I was quite satisfied with my performance this morning.
Much much better than what I've thought. Praise the Lord
My mom kept saying it was Holy Spirit who played, not me. LOL
Anyway I still have 70% confidence I can pass. Dunno why.
Cartoon you betta prepare to belanja liao lah xD

Wakaka

Monday, July 27, 2009

A Tale of Felicia Meyer

Today HamHaan suggested to write a story about CJ & CJ(top secret)
I agreed to write it with her.
She was so excited LOL
The story is similar with Twilight, kinda imitation of Twilight lah.
"This is so.. Twilight!" cried CJ.
Only thing ours is 38 series.
HamHaan called me Stephanie Meyer's sister, Felicia Meyer, what an honour. So pleased lur. xD

We like eating sweets during lessons.
Each lesson each sweet. Whoo
Sweet. xD

Oh ya remember the essay HamHaan and I wrote for Tan Bee Ing in her writing book.
LOL the title is... Cruel Love
And it's true the story plot was very chi kek and CRUEEEEL. sounds so evil LOL
Shantini said that story 有水准. We wrote it for fun but teacher still praised the story is high standard walao. But of course she was praising Tan Bee Ing lah. xD
She even showed it to other teachers, teachers liked it.
Hahaha Tan Bee Ing now you're known as the Writer of the Century liao lah

Weng Yan asked me to go to music center, again.
After we got there, HamHaan enjoyed such a luxury(air cond & sentimental music) while COPYING homework LOL.
After Weng Yan had known tomorrow I have piano exam, she kept chuan-ing me with her jazz piece which made her get distinction in practical. Guai lan lur
Walao I really wanna HOOT her leh! xD
I kept practising scales there until Cartoon beh tahan.
Seemed like I was such a terrible pianist, prepare to fail lah.

After we had left the music centre, we found Jia Ying disturbed by two "colour fox" 色狼la
Jia Ying ran for her life like being chased by wild dogs.
Well those colour fox have no difference with wild dogs lah, they're even worse! =P
Bully my dear Jia Ying ar? Cari maut.
固泉 promised to be Jia Ying's 守护神 ler. See how much he loves Jia Ying. Touched lah TT
Then we went to the bus stop to chat. so 八卦
Still got 好戏看 leh.
Guess what? X Power kena hit to the toilet bowl, kolian dai.
Those "criminals" also 完蛋 lur.

Yesterday I just touched my scales for the very first time.
I hate myself for being not kiasi.
I'm gonna die.
Lu kio gua an zua?!

Gotta practise hard now. 最后冲刺 GO GO GO!
I must pass to let Kah Chun belanja (he promised LOL) muahaha so evil leh

Sunday, July 26, 2009

In the Band Concert

Yesterday I went to 演奏会 with Yisheng, Michael, Johan(舒涵)& Cartoon (嘉俊)
Memandangkan Ong Sing pleaded me so many times like a beggar, I come to support them lur. See I so good. 感动lerh?
We met Tan Bee Ing, Hwing Hwing, Cheng Cheng, Darien, TH & TY...
Tan Bee Ying 有了新欢(Yen Shan, Chermaine & Xiao Cee), so she walked away with them, 重色轻友!
TH sat with the J2I gang, he didn't "hew" us leh.

We went to the kopitiam to eat before the concert started.
I bought 3 char kuey teow for them.
Johan and Cheng Cheng paiseh, eat lil bit.
Waste my money TT
Then we ta pao lur.
Cartoon gave the leftover to Fish姐.
Fish was very happy, she thought we bought it specially for her. NOOB xD

Ah Beng was standing at the door like a "jaga". 乖乖守门. Good dog.
Yi Sheng & Michael "chuan" their magic tricks through the whole performance.
Cartoon was fascinated, but Cheng Cheng kept saying they're Pasar Malam performers, 三岁小孩表演的.
Hwing came to "keng gai" with us.
We kept giggling until the guy beside us beh tahan.
We kena "diao" by the guy & prefects but we didn't bother.
We even interviewed Ee Sun taukeso ler.

中场休息 we walked around.
Johan told Joy Ee I brought my cousin, Michael.
Then that 38 Joy Ee wanted to see Mic. siasoi.
Johan & I thought that TH & Mic look alike.
So we called TH to come to meet his "twin brother", Mic.

Cartoon picked his fav shirt to wear. Yellow de. xD
But Tan Bee Ing said he looked like a kinna wearing Kiki Lala. kolian lah
Tan Bee Ing ler, T-shirt Tropicana Life, pants Tropicana Life, sandals Tropicana Life, the whole body Tropicana Life, 真是Tropicana Life 代言人.

中场休息, Hwing Hwing wanna play "camwhore".
So we ikut lur.
Hwing & Cartoon very 甜蜜 leh.

There was one Ah Moi, whom Johan called cute.
She kept smiling at Cartoon.
是不是对我们Cartoon哥有意思? xD

Our school band is very "yeng" leh. Especially the percussion & trombone group.
Now I know why CJ likes CJ so much.
Their 教练(乔乔's daddy) was the "yeng-est" of all. His 背影 only already 迷倒 all of us.
When they perform the Kitchen Sink, 教练 wore an orange wig and jumped out.
没想到苟不言笑的教练还有口爱的一面。
We wooed for him.
全场 high 到~

After the band played my fav song, 故乡的天空, all the audience yelled. "Encore! Encore!"
We all ikut lur.
全场 high 到~

The band played their last song, YMCA.
Actually we wanted to shout for Ong Sing & Yang Shen.
But then scared they kena "diao".
Anyway,
全场 high 到~

After that they gave awards to those 高三的.
Soooo sien.
So we left to the canteen to wait for our Band buddies to come down.
We met Chuin Jian the leng lui & 小旋旋 the lengzai. So cute in their band uniforms.
固泉 & Oeo & Ta Yong came to us lur.
Tayong came to find the missing TH. LOL
固泉 seemed so lonely without Jia Ying poor thing.

Then we went to eat 宵夜.
It has been such a long time I did not take supper. Happy lur. =)
Next I sent Johan & Cartoon home.
At last I'm home.

Last night 够 high.
We had so much fun.

Gotta practise piano. Bye bye bloggie!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Cheer Up =)

HamHaan ponteng today.
A pig like her, no doubt, get H1N1 lar.. xD
Jkjk.
Hamhaan promised Tan Bee Ing to give her answers in Bio test lur.
So Tan Bee Ing didn't study.
But Hamhaan didn't show up.
So Tan Bee Ing had to face... death!
But don't worry Tan Bee Ing, I'm dying with you.

The good news is Kuan Sai forgave all of us.
He said he is not that "small gas" LOL
He still made fun with me during the Comp lesson.
Bo kia si! =D

Tan Bee Ing don't be sorrow.
Don't worry, be happy =)
Cheer up, because you've got a friend in me =D

Today Kah Cheng was so EMO.
He looked so stressed lur.
What a pity. TT
God Bless You Kah Cheng =)

It's Blogging Season!
And everybody's addicted to blogging.
Even Hamhaan is following the trend now LOL

Hwing Hwing & HamHaan praised my posts ler..
暗爽 kaka

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Responding HamHaan's post

Attention beautiful Miss HamHaan.

I broke 大会纪录 for using 4 packets of tissues per day.
And now sampat HamHaan is challenging me.
She used half roll of tissue without realising she's going to end up dead like The Grasshopper(starring TH).
She's still so proud LOL

Jimmy gave us test just now.
And when the test is going on he warned, "3rd row 2nd girl"
That is HamHaan lur!
Hahaha so siasoi.

So after she 对墙反省, she swore not to cheat in tomorrow's Bio test.
Wish her good luck lah.

I'm touched HamHaan said she's gonna accompany me to study last minute tomorrow.
This equals to we're preparing to...



DIE!
要死一起死!
That's what friends are for LOL. =)

Afterwards not only Jimmy's gonna 绑给我们死
Even 刘秀玲 will also 绑给我们死 LOL

I told HamHaan "Gua mai zou lang liao!"
She told me "Ngor dei zhou guai"
In fact we're already ghosts, that's why Cikgu Siva always calls us "Hantu"
kaka



PS dear Hamhaan, tomorrow if you kick my chair I'm not gonna give you any tips even a wink! xD

A Message For KKKK



Kuan Kuan Kor Kor
Sorry lur for making you angry.
We didn't mean it.
And I didn't take your hp.
Hope you forgive us lah.
We know you're that good.

That pic specially made for you by HamHaan leh
See how much she cares about you.
So cheer up bah =)

The Kuan Kuan Story

Yesterday Haan 姐(舒涵) came to my house.
She wanted to study together with me.
We did Physic notes sambil chit chat & eat sweets lur.
Write 1 line, talk 5 lines.
That's why we couldn't finish our notes quickly.
But it's very nice to be accompanied when studying, not boring mah.

Today I couldn't focus on the dance during society period.
I was sitting around the corner, staring at my seniors dancing.
I was recalling the scene which Kuan Kuan shed his tear begging for his handphone.
This is the first time I feel myself emo-ing.
Even Shinny thought that I was being weird today. Haiz

During the Physic period, Kuan Kuan kept attacking me.
Just like how terrorist attack people with bomb lah.
I 不爽 so I planned to revenge during the 2nd recess.
And so, a "Property War" begun.
涵姐 & Lix VS Kuan Kuan & Cheng Cheng.
The thing that displeased me very much is Cheng Cheng joined Kuan Kuan's force for no reasons.
我们得罪她哪里?干嘛去当帮凶?
Kuan Kuan took away 涵姐 & my things.
At first I didn't bother but once he touched my treasure box(which is my pencil box)I would never ever forgive him. I felt irritated.
Zh & I took his things and place them along the corridor.
We threw things and kacau.
We couldn't tell who won this battle.
But we had so much fun, though.

During the History period, Kuan Kuan was desperate.
He asked me to return his handphone, I was quite surprised.
I told him I didn't take it but he didn't believe me.
Then, his eyes turned red. This big-sized boy was crying! OMG
After this lesson ended I walked around to look for his dear dear handphone.
I found it! It was at the corridor.
He snatched it back from me without a "Thank you"
Meanwhile people were gazing at me as if I was a criminal.

Aaaaahh, it feels so bad to be accused!
I don't commit crime, you know I'm a good kid.

I didn't explain. I had to rush to my society.
But I have to take my innocence back.
Kuan Kuan you shouldn't blame me, remember who started this first?
But still, I have to apologize for being so mischievious.
Next time you betta don't mess around with me, you've been warned!
Haha, no offence. Hope you're not angry with me anymore. =)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Long Script

Huijo. My blog 发酵 lur.
Long time no see, do you miss me bloggie?

After we changed our seats, I keep playing with JiaYing, Johan(zuohaan), TH, KahChun& LuJuin xD
TH very 自恋 lur, keep praising himself, naming himself The Holy.. (Vomit)
Johan calls me Professor Lix leh.. xD 'cuz I teach her Mathy mah,
actually I 自身难保 leh, 'cuz every Jimmy period I don't pay attention, talking talking talking..
I think Jimmy's gonna 绑给我死 xD
Btw Jimmy said 陈俐娴 不娴了, but my friends helped me to 顶他一句 "她本来就不咸,她很甜"
Waa so good. Am I so sweet? xD
Nowadays I try my best not to copy my friends' homework,
And I always finish my homework at home,
Kaka, good student leh? Gua chu tao liao! ha ha ha

Today Johan & I bullied Kuan Kuan's book jor.
We wrote 五言绝句 for him, got 中心思想 & 学习提示 leh xD
And scribbled on his BM textbook.
Kuan Kuan beh song leh xD
Sorry lah Kuan Kuan, just now de 纯属玩笑
You're not that kecil hati gua.. xD

Just now Chorus Speaking..
I couldn't stop laughing, see people laugh I follow..
And then I "betrayed" Johan(a.k.a SkunkBee) & WengYan lur, I forgot to sing "Humpty dumpty dumpty dum" xD
Moreover I have forgotten what I had to say. LOL
The conclusion is, siasoi man xD
TH's voice was so sharp and Jie Sen was so evil xD Muahahaha
Anyway, I still hope we can enter the finals. Gambateh lur J2Adelaide.

Recently I'm learning how to speak Cantonese.
But I 发音不准
Those fella, TH & Johan keep 酸-ing & imitating how I speak. Bad bad
And then everytime when I try to speak Cantonese, they can't help themselves laughing..
Very hurt leh, I'm just a NOOB mah xD
Lei dei mou xiu lah, ngo yu hok gong dong wa, lei yu ji qi ngo, do che sai! (Proud) xD

Must support me leh ^^

Piano exam coming lur..
I prepare to.. FAIL lah
Scales not yet practise
Sight reading like 'sai', 不能看de
Aural and Pieces still OK lur..
Don't know can pass mah, hopefully lah, God Bless Me =)
Wish me luck lur!

School exam coming too..
I need sifu to teach Physic and Mathy leh, who can teach me?
Sifu wanted.

After school dismiss, Johan & I caught Rui Hao-er,
Then Johan asked Rui Hao,
"我叫什么名字,你记得吗?"
Unfortunately he didn't remember.
Then I ask lur,
"你记得我吗?"
Yes he did, "俐娴-儿"
Yay he remembers me, only thing he always add an 儿
China accent mah.. LOL

And hor, Meow Meow has a crush on Chi En ler
Everytime she opens her mouth in front of me, I knew it would be Chi En
Everyday Chi En Chi En Chi En, beh tahan
Even 吴欣慧 also knew this, she wanna meet Chi En leh
Dunno if Chi En know this what's his reaction..
Frightened by the aggressive Meow gua?

Last week I was absent for two days.
People spread rumours that I was quarantined.
口爱 leh
Even from other classes de pun tahu.Shinny lur, Tayong lur.. KPC ar xD
Zzz

This morning got Physic test mah,
Johan gave me all answers liao xD
But I purposely wanna kacau Kah Chun
So I pretend to crane my neck fixing my eyes towards his answers
Walao who wants his cheap answers wor (I saw many incorrect de) xD
I didn't mean to change my answers to his
But he beh song kaka
So he spilt water on my books OMG
Naughty Kah Cheng
Then he sang, YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ME
Then I sang lur, IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE, IT'S TOO LATE..
LOL
We told each other, we won't talk to each other for a century Hah
But less than one minute we were back to conversations and 笑笑笑
Kisiao liao xD
Kah Chun looked very guilty
Nevermind lah Kah Chun
I'm very good de I don't mind (FACT)
I write it in blog just to leave it as memory, my friend =)

It rained the whole morning,
I was quite happy. =)
Dunno why, I miss rain gua.
It was cold but comfortable.
I feel like sleeping.
Then Johan offered me Mentos,
ahh good good Johan =)

Just for your info,
J2M likes singing 菊花台currently
From the first period to the last period keep singing the same song LOL
Weng Yan started this,
She has very nice voice, Jing Ning called her Jay Chou ler..

These few days 早自习 I read James Patterson's thriller
"You've Been Warned"
Quite chi kek leh, kinda creepy..

Jialat liao my Physic notes haven't kao tim leh, gotta work on it!

Wee, tomorrow holiday ler! xD



"初二礼很口爱,因为。。
           有口爱的我!"



Ha ha ha
Many things happened recently.
Indonesia kena bomb
Zhao Ming Fu died in the Anti-Corruption office
bla bla bla
Sad lah
Anyway
hopefully everyday's a good day for you=)
God Bless You



Felicia