Friday, July 31, 2009

The "KIM" Game

Today Tan Bee Ing(危险人物 恐怖分子) KIM病发作
She brought her kinna game sticks(which I asked her to buy xD) to school
We played like kinnas. So chi kek leh.
After that we sien liao, then we wrote silly messages on post-it-notes and pasted on our friends.
We even pasted "Model Student of the Century" on ourselves. Self admiring LOL
The Phantom of the Farm(TH) and Ate Your Shit(YS) were grunting as they call themselves "nerd"
We kept giggling through Jimmy's lesson until Jimmy beh song.
He threatened us by saying he's gonna tell our form teacher. But who cares. LOL
After Martial Art lesson Tan Bee Ing went around to pull people's pants.
WalaoA she's totally a hamsapkia. ==
Until 放学 she was still playing this "Pulling Pants" game.
Everybody was holding their pants tight like noobs. (to prevent from Tan Bee Ing's sudden attack mah)
Kuan Kuan the master of KIM (Kim 到最高境界) took action.
He pulled Tan Bee Ing's pants, and took away Tan Bee Ing's shoe tim.
He hung the shoe on the balcony. I thought the shoe was gonna have 生命危险
Whoo! Kuan Kuan rocks! Kim中更有kim中手 一人还有一人kim
Pokkai lah Tan Bee Ing. xD
Actually I also joined the KIM games. Sometimes I hate myself for being so nasty.
But Tan Bee Ing 教坏的 leh. You can't put the blame on me! LOL
lalala~

Next we went to the computer lab to scan the 历年考题 (No choice it's my duty haih)
So troublesome LOL
Fortunately my friends yang bertimbang rasa came to help. 感动 TT

Our class very 口爱 leh. Still play WengYan's "叫爽" game
Ong Sing thought I would respond him just now.
Noob sia Ong Sing. C'mon babe this doesn't work on me anymore!
You think I'm that stupid meh?!

杨国斌 I dare you to call me 哭包 again, 我哭给你看! LOL

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Another Simple Story

I'm very noob in chess, and I play chess once a blue moon.
This morning I saw Yang Shen finding people to play chess with him.
See he so lonely and kolian I declared a battle with him lur.
You know lah, I was preparing to lose, I didn't mind.
I asked all the rules before the game started, so siasoi.
When the game is running I dunno what to play.
Just amgong amgong lur.
Yang Shen said I was "keh keh" WalaoA, in fact I'm really a noob. ==
Surprisingly I won the battle.
Thanks to Cartoon and Cheng Cheng these chess freak. They are very pro ler.
Ha ha ha Now I'm a pro too.. ==
It's fact don't call me chuan. xD
During the 2nd recess I played with Cheng Cheng,
People came to kepo and kacau until I became lost.
In fact Cheng Cheng kept 放水
So I ended the game lur. Sorry lur Cheng Cheng.

After English lesson, Yee Yung approached me.
I thought he was going to hit me, not again!
So I posed a "wu shu" style, defending myself.
He looked at me, like a starving puppy. Aww
No, don't gimme that look, Doggy.
Suddenly he barked "俐娴 帮我英文!"
I was like.. SWT =.=ll
Fine, I understand angmo is a nightmare to him.
Then I tried to make a trade with him, "那你帮我物理lur"
Hell yea Physic is my nightmare.
Cool, the trade was successful.
I just realised,
The exam is very "near" to us.
Bless my soul.

The Phantom of the Farm has been very evil.
That's why he received the punishment this morning haha.
He kena food poisoning leh. Kolian
His baju kena sai. TT
And his tummy ache (like the Grasshopper)
LOL
Poor thing.

During Physic lesson, Joy Ee had a crush on the new Cina teacher.
He is amazing, the way he speaks, the way he teaches, WOW pro!
Joy Ee the siasoi went to ask teacher how old is he.
Teacher straight away wrote his age "26" on the blackboard.
Ooh, 26, quite young. But too old for Joy Ee lah!!
xD

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A Simple Story

Kim Haan hor, everyday changes my nickname, sampat lah
Sometimes call me Fei Li Xia,
sometimes call Furniture,
sometimes call Freesia the Flower.
WalaoA LOL
这么美的名字,都给你们糟蹋到~
Pathetic ==

Like always, I kena bully by that 大只没用 O-E-O, AGAIN!
He sampat, likes to hit my head. 讨厌
He's tall. So what? I'm still a rockstar, I've got my rock moves..
Zzz

Today the best-selling authorS of J2M(CJ, Kim Haan, The Phantom of the Farm, YS known as Your Shit)continue their 38 story.
This time I joined them.
Wakao, that story was really.... KIM

If you guys are interested in our stories, don't worry
Ham Haan is gonna post them in either Blogger or Facebook a.s.a.p.
Kindly be patient
Our 38 series:
Cruel Love
A Tale of Kah Chun & Bah Kut Teh
The "shyt" Story
CJ Cullen & CJ Swan

Khai Wen wanted me to be her 小老婆. Zzz
She's got 3(JiaYing, YiQian, HamHaan) already lah! Playgirl. ==
I told her I'm unavailable, 心有所属 xD
She broken heart Ha ha ha
Btw I burned her 学生证 for her 阿公
Her 阿公 must be very touched and proud of his granddaughter la.
See how good am I.. LOL

放学 Ong Sing pakat with Kuan Kuan, bully TH leh
They raped each other, as what Kim Haan said.
I say hor, 本是同Kim族,相煎何太急

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Siasoi.. Practical Exam

Today I was absent.
Dunno how many people missed me LOL xD

I had piano practical exam this morning.
I woke up early in the morning to practise my scales.
Dunno I disturbed the neighbours or not.
Provided nobody came to bang my door xD

Headed to Crystal Crown (where the exam was held)
My teacher didn't even hew me leh, I think she was sure I would fail. Zzz
Guess what! She was wearing a yellow T with big, big "SEXY GIRL" at the back.
Does she really think that she's sexay? Duh ==

I went into the room.
The first thing I saw was the examiner's friendly smile.
This old examiner is not as lengzai as last year de examiner.
But he looks more 和蔼可亲 xD
I greeted him "Good morning" though it's already 11:58
But that was a good start for the exam. =)

Luckily I had 心理准备
So I was not nervous, just take everything easy.
I think it's because I don't study for school test everytime.
Another "FAILURE" is definitely not a big deal to me. xD
The examiner spoke so fast that I could hardly catch what he said.
I answered him "en" "ah" "oh" "har?" everytime. LOL he would think I'm 智障
My fingers flowed down the keyboard smoothly at first.
But my naughty fingers kept increasing the speed, kinda lost control. ==

After I finished my aural test, I "bye bye" to him and rushed out the door.
Phew, at last, the scary moment has ended.
The sky was so clear and bright, I felt so good.
lalala~

My scales, a lil bit better than sai, much better than what I had imagined
My sight reading, like sai, but not very "smelly" lah
My pieces, OK OK lur, at least not sai. xD
My aural, everything went so well but the last question ARGH 害死我!

Anyway I was quite satisfied with my performance this morning.
Much much better than what I've thought. Praise the Lord
My mom kept saying it was Holy Spirit who played, not me. LOL
Anyway I still have 70% confidence I can pass. Dunno why.
Cartoon you betta prepare to belanja liao lah xD

Wakaka

Monday, July 27, 2009

A Tale of Felicia Meyer

Today HamHaan suggested to write a story about CJ & CJ(top secret)
I agreed to write it with her.
She was so excited LOL
The story is similar with Twilight, kinda imitation of Twilight lah.
"This is so.. Twilight!" cried CJ.
Only thing ours is 38 series.
HamHaan called me Stephanie Meyer's sister, Felicia Meyer, what an honour. So pleased lur. xD

We like eating sweets during lessons.
Each lesson each sweet. Whoo
Sweet. xD

Oh ya remember the essay HamHaan and I wrote for Tan Bee Ing in her writing book.
LOL the title is... Cruel Love
And it's true the story plot was very chi kek and CRUEEEEL. sounds so evil LOL
Shantini said that story 有水准. We wrote it for fun but teacher still praised the story is high standard walao. But of course she was praising Tan Bee Ing lah. xD
She even showed it to other teachers, teachers liked it.
Hahaha Tan Bee Ing now you're known as the Writer of the Century liao lah

Weng Yan asked me to go to music center, again.
After we got there, HamHaan enjoyed such a luxury(air cond & sentimental music) while COPYING homework LOL.
After Weng Yan had known tomorrow I have piano exam, she kept chuan-ing me with her jazz piece which made her get distinction in practical. Guai lan lur
Walao I really wanna HOOT her leh! xD
I kept practising scales there until Cartoon beh tahan.
Seemed like I was such a terrible pianist, prepare to fail lah.

After we had left the music centre, we found Jia Ying disturbed by two "colour fox" 色狼la
Jia Ying ran for her life like being chased by wild dogs.
Well those colour fox have no difference with wild dogs lah, they're even worse! =P
Bully my dear Jia Ying ar? Cari maut.
固泉 promised to be Jia Ying's 守护神 ler. See how much he loves Jia Ying. Touched lah TT
Then we went to the bus stop to chat. so 八卦
Still got 好戏看 leh.
Guess what? X Power kena hit to the toilet bowl, kolian dai.
Those "criminals" also 完蛋 lur.

Yesterday I just touched my scales for the very first time.
I hate myself for being not kiasi.
I'm gonna die.
Lu kio gua an zua?!

Gotta practise hard now. 最后冲刺 GO GO GO!
I must pass to let Kah Chun belanja (he promised LOL) muahaha so evil leh

Sunday, July 26, 2009

In the Band Concert

Yesterday I went to 演奏会 with Yisheng, Michael, Johan(舒涵)& Cartoon (嘉俊)
Memandangkan Ong Sing pleaded me so many times like a beggar, I come to support them lur. See I so good. 感动lerh?
We met Tan Bee Ing, Hwing Hwing, Cheng Cheng, Darien, TH & TY...
Tan Bee Ying 有了新欢(Yen Shan, Chermaine & Xiao Cee), so she walked away with them, 重色轻友!
TH sat with the J2I gang, he didn't "hew" us leh.

We went to the kopitiam to eat before the concert started.
I bought 3 char kuey teow for them.
Johan and Cheng Cheng paiseh, eat lil bit.
Waste my money TT
Then we ta pao lur.
Cartoon gave the leftover to Fish姐.
Fish was very happy, she thought we bought it specially for her. NOOB xD

Ah Beng was standing at the door like a "jaga". 乖乖守门. Good dog.
Yi Sheng & Michael "chuan" their magic tricks through the whole performance.
Cartoon was fascinated, but Cheng Cheng kept saying they're Pasar Malam performers, 三岁小孩表演的.
Hwing came to "keng gai" with us.
We kept giggling until the guy beside us beh tahan.
We kena "diao" by the guy & prefects but we didn't bother.
We even interviewed Ee Sun taukeso ler.

中场休息 we walked around.
Johan told Joy Ee I brought my cousin, Michael.
Then that 38 Joy Ee wanted to see Mic. siasoi.
Johan & I thought that TH & Mic look alike.
So we called TH to come to meet his "twin brother", Mic.

Cartoon picked his fav shirt to wear. Yellow de. xD
But Tan Bee Ing said he looked like a kinna wearing Kiki Lala. kolian lah
Tan Bee Ing ler, T-shirt Tropicana Life, pants Tropicana Life, sandals Tropicana Life, the whole body Tropicana Life, 真是Tropicana Life 代言人.

中场休息, Hwing Hwing wanna play "camwhore".
So we ikut lur.
Hwing & Cartoon very 甜蜜 leh.

There was one Ah Moi, whom Johan called cute.
She kept smiling at Cartoon.
是不是对我们Cartoon哥有意思? xD

Our school band is very "yeng" leh. Especially the percussion & trombone group.
Now I know why CJ likes CJ so much.
Their 教练(乔乔's daddy) was the "yeng-est" of all. His 背影 only already 迷倒 all of us.
When they perform the Kitchen Sink, 教练 wore an orange wig and jumped out.
没想到苟不言笑的教练还有口爱的一面。
We wooed for him.
全场 high 到~

After the band played my fav song, 故乡的天空, all the audience yelled. "Encore! Encore!"
We all ikut lur.
全场 high 到~

The band played their last song, YMCA.
Actually we wanted to shout for Ong Sing & Yang Shen.
But then scared they kena "diao".
Anyway,
全场 high 到~

After that they gave awards to those 高三的.
Soooo sien.
So we left to the canteen to wait for our Band buddies to come down.
We met Chuin Jian the leng lui & 小旋旋 the lengzai. So cute in their band uniforms.
固泉 & Oeo & Ta Yong came to us lur.
Tayong came to find the missing TH. LOL
固泉 seemed so lonely without Jia Ying poor thing.

Then we went to eat 宵夜.
It has been such a long time I did not take supper. Happy lur. =)
Next I sent Johan & Cartoon home.
At last I'm home.

Last night 够 high.
We had so much fun.

Gotta practise piano. Bye bye bloggie!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Cheer Up =)

HamHaan ponteng today.
A pig like her, no doubt, get H1N1 lar.. xD
Jkjk.
Hamhaan promised Tan Bee Ing to give her answers in Bio test lur.
So Tan Bee Ing didn't study.
But Hamhaan didn't show up.
So Tan Bee Ing had to face... death!
But don't worry Tan Bee Ing, I'm dying with you.

The good news is Kuan Sai forgave all of us.
He said he is not that "small gas" LOL
He still made fun with me during the Comp lesson.
Bo kia si! =D

Tan Bee Ing don't be sorrow.
Don't worry, be happy =)
Cheer up, because you've got a friend in me =D

Today Kah Cheng was so EMO.
He looked so stressed lur.
What a pity. TT
God Bless You Kah Cheng =)

It's Blogging Season!
And everybody's addicted to blogging.
Even Hamhaan is following the trend now LOL

Hwing Hwing & HamHaan praised my posts ler..
暗爽 kaka

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Responding HamHaan's post

Attention beautiful Miss HamHaan.

I broke 大会纪录 for using 4 packets of tissues per day.
And now sampat HamHaan is challenging me.
She used half roll of tissue without realising she's going to end up dead like The Grasshopper(starring TH).
She's still so proud LOL

Jimmy gave us test just now.
And when the test is going on he warned, "3rd row 2nd girl"
That is HamHaan lur!
Hahaha so siasoi.

So after she 对墙反省, she swore not to cheat in tomorrow's Bio test.
Wish her good luck lah.

I'm touched HamHaan said she's gonna accompany me to study last minute tomorrow.
This equals to we're preparing to...



DIE!
要死一起死!
That's what friends are for LOL. =)

Afterwards not only Jimmy's gonna 绑给我们死
Even 刘秀玲 will also 绑给我们死 LOL

I told HamHaan "Gua mai zou lang liao!"
She told me "Ngor dei zhou guai"
In fact we're already ghosts, that's why Cikgu Siva always calls us "Hantu"
kaka



PS dear Hamhaan, tomorrow if you kick my chair I'm not gonna give you any tips even a wink! xD

A Message For KKKK



Kuan Kuan Kor Kor
Sorry lur for making you angry.
We didn't mean it.
And I didn't take your hp.
Hope you forgive us lah.
We know you're that good.

That pic specially made for you by HamHaan leh
See how much she cares about you.
So cheer up bah =)

The Kuan Kuan Story

Yesterday Haan 姐(舒涵) came to my house.
She wanted to study together with me.
We did Physic notes sambil chit chat & eat sweets lur.
Write 1 line, talk 5 lines.
That's why we couldn't finish our notes quickly.
But it's very nice to be accompanied when studying, not boring mah.

Today I couldn't focus on the dance during society period.
I was sitting around the corner, staring at my seniors dancing.
I was recalling the scene which Kuan Kuan shed his tear begging for his handphone.
This is the first time I feel myself emo-ing.
Even Shinny thought that I was being weird today. Haiz

During the Physic period, Kuan Kuan kept attacking me.
Just like how terrorist attack people with bomb lah.
I 不爽 so I planned to revenge during the 2nd recess.
And so, a "Property War" begun.
涵姐 & Lix VS Kuan Kuan & Cheng Cheng.
The thing that displeased me very much is Cheng Cheng joined Kuan Kuan's force for no reasons.
我们得罪她哪里?干嘛去当帮凶?
Kuan Kuan took away 涵姐 & my things.
At first I didn't bother but once he touched my treasure box(which is my pencil box)I would never ever forgive him. I felt irritated.
Zh & I took his things and place them along the corridor.
We threw things and kacau.
We couldn't tell who won this battle.
But we had so much fun, though.

During the History period, Kuan Kuan was desperate.
He asked me to return his handphone, I was quite surprised.
I told him I didn't take it but he didn't believe me.
Then, his eyes turned red. This big-sized boy was crying! OMG
After this lesson ended I walked around to look for his dear dear handphone.
I found it! It was at the corridor.
He snatched it back from me without a "Thank you"
Meanwhile people were gazing at me as if I was a criminal.

Aaaaahh, it feels so bad to be accused!
I don't commit crime, you know I'm a good kid.

I didn't explain. I had to rush to my society.
But I have to take my innocence back.
Kuan Kuan you shouldn't blame me, remember who started this first?
But still, I have to apologize for being so mischievious.
Next time you betta don't mess around with me, you've been warned!
Haha, no offence. Hope you're not angry with me anymore. =)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Long Script

Huijo. My blog 发酵 lur.
Long time no see, do you miss me bloggie?

After we changed our seats, I keep playing with JiaYing, Johan(zuohaan), TH, KahChun& LuJuin xD
TH very 自恋 lur, keep praising himself, naming himself The Holy.. (Vomit)
Johan calls me Professor Lix leh.. xD 'cuz I teach her Mathy mah,
actually I 自身难保 leh, 'cuz every Jimmy period I don't pay attention, talking talking talking..
I think Jimmy's gonna 绑给我死 xD
Btw Jimmy said 陈俐娴 不娴了, but my friends helped me to 顶他一句 "她本来就不咸,她很甜"
Waa so good. Am I so sweet? xD
Nowadays I try my best not to copy my friends' homework,
And I always finish my homework at home,
Kaka, good student leh? Gua chu tao liao! ha ha ha

Today Johan & I bullied Kuan Kuan's book jor.
We wrote 五言绝句 for him, got 中心思想 & 学习提示 leh xD
And scribbled on his BM textbook.
Kuan Kuan beh song leh xD
Sorry lah Kuan Kuan, just now de 纯属玩笑
You're not that kecil hati gua.. xD

Just now Chorus Speaking..
I couldn't stop laughing, see people laugh I follow..
And then I "betrayed" Johan(a.k.a SkunkBee) & WengYan lur, I forgot to sing "Humpty dumpty dumpty dum" xD
Moreover I have forgotten what I had to say. LOL
The conclusion is, siasoi man xD
TH's voice was so sharp and Jie Sen was so evil xD Muahahaha
Anyway, I still hope we can enter the finals. Gambateh lur J2Adelaide.

Recently I'm learning how to speak Cantonese.
But I 发音不准
Those fella, TH & Johan keep 酸-ing & imitating how I speak. Bad bad
And then everytime when I try to speak Cantonese, they can't help themselves laughing..
Very hurt leh, I'm just a NOOB mah xD
Lei dei mou xiu lah, ngo yu hok gong dong wa, lei yu ji qi ngo, do che sai! (Proud) xD

Must support me leh ^^

Piano exam coming lur..
I prepare to.. FAIL lah
Scales not yet practise
Sight reading like 'sai', 不能看de
Aural and Pieces still OK lur..
Don't know can pass mah, hopefully lah, God Bless Me =)
Wish me luck lur!

School exam coming too..
I need sifu to teach Physic and Mathy leh, who can teach me?
Sifu wanted.

After school dismiss, Johan & I caught Rui Hao-er,
Then Johan asked Rui Hao,
"我叫什么名字,你记得吗?"
Unfortunately he didn't remember.
Then I ask lur,
"你记得我吗?"
Yes he did, "俐娴-儿"
Yay he remembers me, only thing he always add an 儿
China accent mah.. LOL

And hor, Meow Meow has a crush on Chi En ler
Everytime she opens her mouth in front of me, I knew it would be Chi En
Everyday Chi En Chi En Chi En, beh tahan
Even 吴欣慧 also knew this, she wanna meet Chi En leh
Dunno if Chi En know this what's his reaction..
Frightened by the aggressive Meow gua?

Last week I was absent for two days.
People spread rumours that I was quarantined.
口爱 leh
Even from other classes de pun tahu.Shinny lur, Tayong lur.. KPC ar xD
Zzz

This morning got Physic test mah,
Johan gave me all answers liao xD
But I purposely wanna kacau Kah Chun
So I pretend to crane my neck fixing my eyes towards his answers
Walao who wants his cheap answers wor (I saw many incorrect de) xD
I didn't mean to change my answers to his
But he beh song kaka
So he spilt water on my books OMG
Naughty Kah Cheng
Then he sang, YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ME
Then I sang lur, IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE, IT'S TOO LATE..
LOL
We told each other, we won't talk to each other for a century Hah
But less than one minute we were back to conversations and 笑笑笑
Kisiao liao xD
Kah Chun looked very guilty
Nevermind lah Kah Chun
I'm very good de I don't mind (FACT)
I write it in blog just to leave it as memory, my friend =)

It rained the whole morning,
I was quite happy. =)
Dunno why, I miss rain gua.
It was cold but comfortable.
I feel like sleeping.
Then Johan offered me Mentos,
ahh good good Johan =)

Just for your info,
J2M likes singing 菊花台currently
From the first period to the last period keep singing the same song LOL
Weng Yan started this,
She has very nice voice, Jing Ning called her Jay Chou ler..

These few days 早自习 I read James Patterson's thriller
"You've Been Warned"
Quite chi kek leh, kinda creepy..

Jialat liao my Physic notes haven't kao tim leh, gotta work on it!

Wee, tomorrow holiday ler! xD



"初二礼很口爱,因为。。
           有口爱的我!"



Ha ha ha
Many things happened recently.
Indonesia kena bomb
Zhao Ming Fu died in the Anti-Corruption office
bla bla bla
Sad lah
Anyway
hopefully everyday's a good day for you=)
God Bless You



Felicia