Another Simple Story

I'm very noob in chess, and I play chess once a blue moon.
This morning I saw Yang Shen finding people to play chess with him.
See he so lonely and kolian I declared a battle with him lur.
You know lah, I was preparing to lose, I didn't mind.
I asked all the rules before the game started, so siasoi.
When the game is running I dunno what to play.
Just amgong amgong lur.
Yang Shen said I was "keh keh" WalaoA, in fact I'm really a noob. ==
Surprisingly I won the battle.
Thanks to Cartoon and Cheng Cheng these chess freak. They are very pro ler.
Ha ha ha Now I'm a pro too.. ==
It's fact don't call me chuan. xD
During the 2nd recess I played with Cheng Cheng,
People came to kepo and kacau until I became lost.
In fact Cheng Cheng kept 放水
So I ended the game lur. Sorry lur Cheng Cheng.

After English lesson, Yee Yung approached me.
I thought he was going to hit me, not again!
So I posed a "wu shu" style, defending myself.
He looked at me, like a starving puppy. Aww
No, don't gimme that look, Doggy.
Suddenly he barked "俐娴 帮我英文!"
I was like.. SWT =.=ll
Fine, I understand angmo is a nightmare to him.
Then I tried to make a trade with him, "那你帮我物理lur"
Hell yea Physic is my nightmare.
Cool, the trade was successful.
I just realised,
The exam is very "near" to us.
Bless my soul.

The Phantom of the Farm has been very evil.
That's why he received the punishment this morning haha.
He kena food poisoning leh. Kolian
His baju kena sai. TT
And his tummy ache (like the Grasshopper)
LOL
Poor thing.

During Physic lesson, Joy Ee had a crush on the new Cina teacher.
He is amazing, the way he speaks, the way he teaches, WOW pro!
Joy Ee the siasoi went to ask teacher how old is he.
Teacher straight away wrote his age "26" on the blackboard.
Ooh, 26, quite young. But too old for Joy Ee lah!!
xD